Now Read Carefully Cause This Concerns YOU

Please don't:
smoke while walking.
smoke.
wear alligator clogs.
sit at my spot outside hammys.


Please continue to:
fake tan.
waste your time.
shower.
wear deodorant.

Well. Well. Well. I have discovered that I can now go until 6:30 and not eat and drink a single thing all day. Horrible!
I haven't dressed cute in so long, I have the winter blues. The definition of the winter blues is:
Noun. {Weenter Bloose}: Not being able to wear cute clothes or heels for 2 months. Person will feel depressed during this time.
Let me draw you a picture:



I used to look like this:


But now I look like this:


I will leave you with a quote from Tiana:

"What is that stick?"

~Atira~